The last time I wrote an “I’m mad” post, it was about my guy Kevin Hart. Today it’s about my little sis Malia Obama. I’m not mad at her though, I’m mad at her friends. First of all, they (should) know people are watching her every move, waiting for her to do something normal like kiss a guy in public, or something normal like (allegedly) smoke weed. They aren’t looking out for her and considering she’s in her first semester of college, she probably doesn’t know them very well. Like who took the video and leaked it? I doubt it was a Secret Service agent, so it had to be a “friend.” Malia, you have a snitch in your camp and they need to go sis.
Of course the people of the internet are like, “Oh, she shouldn’t be smoking weed anyway.” First of all, it could’ve been a hookah, we don’t know, we weren’t there. Whatever it was, I’m not mad at the girl tryna live her life, she didn’t run for president and was just a child when she was thrust into the spotlight, so chill, B.
I would have paid money to be a fly a the wall when she talked to Auntie and Uncle about this– Michelle was probably getting at her and Barack was quiet, but later on spilled the tea about his college days. I hope whatever they told her, they mentioned the necessity of loyal friends.
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